Ask me if I give a fuck.

So Ivan came over Fairy’s house earlier:

Fairy’s mom: Can you help me move this plant

Ivan: Dam, ask the mexican

*Carrying the plant(It’s really long)

Fairy’s mom: DON’T LET IT TOUCH THE CEILING

Ivan: How am I suppose to carry it then *Squats the plant all the way out

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*Fairy’s mom valcuming, Ivan watching her valcum

Fairy’s mom: (With spunk): WHAT?!

Ivan: (Skittish) Nothing…..

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& Then nemo hella trying to hump Ivan’s arm LOLOLO.

Me: Just let him, he’s 14….. don’t you remember your urges when you were that age?!

Ivan: *Smirks